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Cannae Brentano
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08-18-2006 16:12
The implications aside, this is just, well.. read on...

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A former judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison.

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Prosecutors said he also used a device known as a penis pump

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He said he may have absentmindedly squeezed the pump's handle during court cases but never used it to masturbate.

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A whooshing sound could be heard on Foster's audiotape of the trial.



http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/18/judge.sentenced.ap/index.html
Ananda Sandgrain
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08-18-2006 16:25
Every single prosecutor, police officer, psychiatrist, and prison warden involved in the case should be fined for wasting taxpayers' money on this nonsense.
Teeny Leviathan
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08-18-2006 17:03
Its the judge's job to preside over his/her court. The judge should be paying full attention to what is going on during a trial. If he was seen reading a paper, sleeping or playing with a Gameboy it would be just as bad. I'd like to hear his explanation for why he needed to bring a penis pump into the courtroom.
Cannae Brentano
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08-18-2006 17:08
From: Ananda Sandgrain
Every single prosecutor, police officer, psychiatrist, and prison warden involved in the case should be fined for wasting taxpayers' money on this nonsense.


Did you actually read the link?

He used the pump to masturbate when witnesses were testifying.
Vares Solvang
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08-18-2006 17:50
Did I think sex on SL was bad?
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Norman Desmoulins
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08-18-2006 18:08
In all fairness I think the women judges need to be inspected for Ben Wa balls.
Mocc Spatula
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Join date: 6 Apr 2006
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08-19-2006 09:34
From: Norman Desmoulins
In all fairness I think the women judges need to be inspected for Ben Wa balls.


Heh - business opp there. Someone should open a store selling poseballs in SL and call it "Ben Wa's Balls"

:D
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Chronic Skronski
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08-19-2006 10:10
From: Mocc Spatula
Heh - business opp there. Someone should open a store selling poseballs in SL and call it "Ben Wa's Balls"

:D

Or "Benoit's Balls".
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Duntroon Donburi
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08-19-2006 10:27
did he forget to turn on discreet mode?
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08-19-2006 12:17
From: Cannae Brentano
The implications aside, this is just, well.. read on...

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A former judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison.

...

Prosecutors said he also used a device known as a penis pump

....

He said he may have absentmindedly squeezed the pump's handle during court cases but never used it to masturbate.

...

A whooshing sound could be heard on Foster's audiotape of the trial.



http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/18/judge.sentenced.ap/index.html



These people, the so called "pillars of society" are theyin these positions for so long they feel they are bullet proof?
You really have to wonder..
Mocc Spatula
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08-19-2006 12:58
From: Chronic Skronski
Or "Benoit's Balls".


Heh. And there'd have to be one package called the Julia Set. :)
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