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Neehai Zapata
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01-12-2006 15:13
http://www.local6.com/news/6030903/detail.html

Who the fuck doesn't know that they will throw shrimp at you when at a Japanese steakhouse?

Was this man raised by wolves?
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Lianne Marten
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01-12-2006 15:16
How exactly do you mess up so badly while ducking something that you require neck surgery?
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ZsuZsanna Raven
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01-12-2006 15:18
Well I didn't know they throw food at you. I personally wouldn't go to a restaurant where they throw food at people :rolleyes:


If someone rams their car into mine and I require surgery that ends in my demise, then yes it is the other persons fault, for I wouldn't have been in that situation if they hadn't hit me. Seems like the same kind of scenario here...
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Stankleberry Sullivan
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01-12-2006 15:22
From: Neehai Zapata
http://www.local6.com/news/6030903/detail.html

Who the fuck doesn't know that they will throw shrimp at you when at a Japanese steakhouse?

Was this man raised by wolves?


The family is just lying to try to cash in on their husband/father's death. Quite classy.
Neehai Zapata
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01-12-2006 15:24
From: someone
If someone rams their car into mine and I require surgery that ends in my demise, then yes it is the other persons fault, for I wouldn't have been in that situation if they hadn't hit me. Seems like the same kind of scenario here...

If you show me how I can drive a shrimp to work, I will buy your argument.

Until then, this family is a bunch of opportunistic parasites.

I like going to Japanese steakhouses and catching the food in my mouth. If they fuck it up for me, I will drive a shrimp into their living room.
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ZsuZsanna Raven
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01-12-2006 15:26
A series of unfortunate events...

Just Sayin'
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Akuma Withnail
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01-12-2006 15:29
From: ZsuZsanna Raven

If someone rams their car into mine and I require surgery that ends in my demise, then yes it is the other persons fault, for I wouldn't have been in that situation if they hadn't hit me. Seems like the same kind of scenario here...


I don't really think these two scenarios are comparable. A person could be reasonably expected to know that ramming their car into yours would result in injury, this is not the the case with throwing something as light as a shrimp.
Ordinal Malaprop
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01-12-2006 15:30
I want to go to any restaurant where they serve shrimp big enough to kill you if they hit you in the face.
Lianne Marten
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01-12-2006 15:31
From: Ordinal Malaprop
I want to go to any restaurant where they serve shrimp big enough to kill you if they hit you in the face.


*insert jumbo shrimp/ military intelligence joke*
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ZsuZsanna Raven
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01-12-2006 15:34
Why exactly do they throw seafood at a restaurant anyways? Are there sea otters eating there too?
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Tikki Kerensky
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01-12-2006 15:41
Otters would rule!
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Chance Abattoir
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01-12-2006 16:04
From: Akuma Withnail
I don't really think these two scenarios are comparable. A person could be reasonably expected to know that ramming their car into yours would result in injury, this is not the the case with throwing something as light as a shrimp.


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