CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked
stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in
the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised
to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go
to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you
must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the
second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any
later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The
appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't
show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up,
looking love struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother.
"Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin
three hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of
everything."
The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with
that kind of power! Tell me his name!"
Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, .Peter, Peter something or other ...
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Lecktor Hannibal
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10-11-2005 14:10
We really should look into doing stand up.
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10-11-2005 23:24
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