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The Love Dress

Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
10-06-2005 07:48
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for John to come home from work." The daughter-i! n-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained.
"It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic a! nd ravag es me for hours. He can't get enough of me".
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What! are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?".
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From: Khamon Fate
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

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ahkenatan Grommet
The lovable old Primosaur
Join date: 11 Jan 2005
Posts: 193
10-06-2005 07:55
HAHAHAHA

People are looking at me at work wondering why I just burst out laughing!
MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 17 Mar 2005
Posts: 901
10-06-2005 16:53
LOL! I laughed first then went ewwwwwwwwww! :P