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Vudu Suavage
Feral Twisted Torus
Join date: 27 Jul 2004
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11-25-2005 09:04
My anus itches, really a lot. I don't know if it's minor 'roids or what, but it's got me wiping pretty aggressively. The glorious relief of getting up in there with the tp may be adequate compensation for the discomort. Does that make me a bad person?
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
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11-25-2005 09:12
Not at all. You're a bad person for sharing this with us.
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
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11-25-2005 09:14
Try using a course paper towel instead of toilet paper.
If that doesn't resolve the issue, use an old hair brush.  _____________________
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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11-25-2005 09:16
Rewind 15 years, move to Northampton, UK, go to Bective Middle School and then go to the toilets.
Tracing paper is SO versatile. _____________________
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Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
Join date: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 6,382
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11-25-2005 09:21
My anus itches, really a lot. I don't know if it's minor 'roids or what, but it's got me wiping pretty aggressively. The glorious relief of getting up in there with the tp may be adequate compensation for the discomort. Does that make me a bad person? ~Ulrika~ _____________________
Chik-chik-chika-ahh
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,286
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11-25-2005 09:22
You know what works wonders... Test tube brushes!
 You can buy them at any Apothecary supply store. Be sure to get wire bristle for a more thorough scrub. _____________________
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,989
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11-25-2005 09:28
Maybe test for worms!!!!
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
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11-25-2005 09:35
If you're really having a problem, try washing yourself after defecation using a little soap and water with a hand instead of using toilet paper. That also eliminates the need for you to consume toilet paper purchased from Walmart. Stick it to the man!  _____________________
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Moss Talamasca
Serpent & Thistle
Join date: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 367
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Stick it where the sun don't shine~!
11-25-2005 09:40
"The sun's ultraviolet light can help prevent and relieve itching and other irritations in the anal area and dry the skin. Nude sunbathing is a great way to get some of that sunlight into areas of your backside that are usually left in the dark," says Eric G. Anderson, M.D., a family practice physician in La Jolla, California.
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
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11-25-2005 09:41
Maybe test for worms!!!! My thoughts exactly. try a little vaseline _____________________
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
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11-25-2005 09:53
My anus itches, really a lot. I don't know if it's minor 'roids or what, but it's got me wiping pretty aggressively. The glorious relief of getting up in there with the tp may be adequate compensation for the discomort. Does that make me a bad person? Which came first, the itching or the excessive wiping? Could you be causing the irritation by wiping too much? Maybe you should just stop wiping and see if the problem goes away?  And I'm assuming you already know the answer to your last question - of course it makes you a bad person.  Finally, all we need is a couple religious or political references, and then a certain someone popping up to mention Chuck Norris, and this thread will officially be, BEST THREAD EVER!  _____________________
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ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
Join date: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,361
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11-25-2005 09:56
If you're really having a problem, try washing yourself after defecation using a little soap and water with a hand ...snip... ~Ulrika~ Whose hand? I'm not volunteering for that one that's for sure... _____________________
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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11-25-2005 10:24
Finally, all we need is a couple religious or political references, and then a certain someone popping up to mention Chuck Norris, and this thread will officially be, BEST THREAD EVER! Hmm... I'll even push the envelope with this one... Oh my GOD, I bet GEORGE W. BUSH doesn't suffer from anal itching! Or CHUCK NORRIS, either!!! P2 _____________________
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Vudu Suavage
Feral Twisted Torus
Join date: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 402
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11-25-2005 10:47
Finally, all we need is a couple religious or political references, and then a certain someone popping up to mention Chuck Norris, and this thread will officially be, BEST THREAD EVER! One school of biblical scholarship holds that Revelations is in fact an allegory of intense anal itching, which the author felt made him Christ-like. "The Seventh Seal" refers to Ulrika's soap-and-water method. Inspired by my own circumstances, I'm working on a pop-fictionalization of this interpretation. Working title: No Behind Left. _____________________
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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11-26-2005 08:35
Answer: Sandpaper, the coarser the better.
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Carbon Breed
lol furry
Join date: 23 Jan 2006
Posts: 119
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09-07-2006 03:32
One school of biblical scholarship holds that Revelations is in fact an allegory of intense anal itching, which the author felt made him Christ-like. "The Seventh Seal" refers to Ulrika's soap-and-water method. Inspired by my own circumstances, I'm working on a pop-fictionalization of this interpretation. Working title: No Behind Left. OMG! Haha! <3 |
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
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09-07-2006 04:56
My anus itches, really a lot. I don't know if it's minor 'roids or what, but it's got me wiping pretty aggressively. The glorious relief of getting up in there with the tp may be adequate compensation for the discomort. Does that make me a bad person? I think Joshua can help you with that, for the right price! _____________________
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party!
I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag.  Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe |
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Briana Dawson
Attach to Mouth
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,855
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09-07-2006 05:50
My anus itches, really a lot. I don't know if it's minor 'roids or what, but it's got me wiping pretty aggressively. The glorious relief of getting up in there with the tp may be adequate compensation for the discomort. Does that make me a bad person? You could have worms. The itching is caused by them exiting your anus (while you sleep) to feed. Pinworms Briana Dawson _____________________
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Reality Control
Conspirator
Join date: 29 Aug 2005
Posts: 153
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09-07-2006 05:56
If you're really having a problem, try washing yourself after defecation using a little soap and water with a hand instead of using toilet paper. Be sure to dry the area well with a washcloth and to wash yourself up afterwards. If you've injured the area due to excessive or aggressive rubbing, try a little vaseline after washing and drying. QFT _____________________
"You once asked me, Winston, what was in room 101. I think you know. Everyone does. The thing that is in room 101... is the worst thing in the world."
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Venus Vaughan
Registered User
Join date: 3 Dec 2005
Posts: 66
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09-07-2006 07:06
Preparation H Comes to mind ... lol
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Finning Widget
No Ravens in my Mailbox
Join date: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 591
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09-07-2006 07:15
This thread makes the Baby Jesus cry.
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Ewan Took
Mad Hairy Scotsman
Join date: 5 Dec 2004
Posts: 579
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09-07-2006 08:18
After wiping, follow what Ulrika said only instead of Vaseline use a small amount of antihistamine cream. You'll feel relief in a few minutes.
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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09-07-2006 08:28
I have a better solution: Ben Gay!! Guaranteed to take your mind off the itching!!
Heh, I keep a tube of Tucks cream & Preperation H for when my lil' 'Roids come around.  God it sucks getting old!!!  |
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Venus Vaughan
Registered User
Join date: 3 Dec 2005
Posts: 66
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09-07-2006 09:29
lol -- Can any one say Pucker up
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Tatiana Sims
Just Tat ;)
Join date: 27 Jul 2006
Posts: 429
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09-07-2006 09:53
Try using a course paper towel instead of toilet paper. If that doesn't resolve the issue, use an old hair brush. OMG... that's just gross!!!! ROFL! _____________________
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