MULCH ENNUI
(To the tune of "Richard Cory" by Simon & Garfunkel)
(Apologies to Paul Simon AND E.A. Robinson)
They say that Anshe Chung, she owns one half of this whole world,
And pretty soon we'll see the flag of Anshe Chung unfurled,
High SL society, that banker's worst nightmare,
She's got everything an av could want: power, and L$ to spare.
But I, I'm just on a basic plan,
And I hate the life I'm living
And I hate my poverty,
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Mulch Ennui.
The paper prints her full page ad each and every week
What is it about Dreamland that makes it so unique?
And the rumors of her parties and the orgies on her yacht!
Oh, she surely must be happy with everything she's got.
But I, I'm just on a basic plan,
And I hate the life I'm living
And I hate my poverty,
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Mulch Ennui.
She freely gives to charity, she's even been auctioned off,
And the night they did they raised a bunch of Lindens for their cause,
So my mind was filled with wonder when the words rang clear and cold:
"Mulch Ennui just posted that his avatar's been sold."
But I, I'm just on a basic plan,
And I hate the life I'm living
And I hate my poverty,
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Mulch Ennui.