What if we had WWII in SecondLife?

(Thanks to RIck @ 4guysfromviewpoint.com) - this was too good to pass up - enjoy!


*MeinFeuhrer Hitler is online*
*Eisen Hower is online*
*paT Ton has joined*
*Chur Chill is online*
*benny Tow is online*
*T0e Joe is online*
*Roose Velt is online*
*Sta Linn is online*
*dee Gaulle is online*

Welcome to the WWWarr sim. This is a Mature, non-Safe zone.
Scripting is Activated.
European Theater is Activated.

Roose Velt: hey sup
T0e Joe: y0
Sta Linn: hi
Chur Chill: hi
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paT Ton: lol more like panzy tanks
T0e Joe: lol
Roose Velt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! And this sim is really laggy!
benny Tow: haha america sux
Sta Linn: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: sure whatever
Sta Linn: cool
dee Gaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: lol byebye frenchy
Roose Velt: i dont got crap to help, sry - still not rezzed yet!
Chur Chill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roose Velt: get antiair guns
Chur Chill: i cant afford them
benny Tow: u n00bs know what IM is?
paT Ton: stfu
Roose Velt: o yah hit the navajo button to IM guys
dee Gaulle: Eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisen Hower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paT Ton: yah hurry the fock up
Chur Chill: d00d im gettin pounded
dee Gaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*dee Gaulle has left the sim.*
Roose Velt: geez finally rezzed! - im gonna attack the axis k?
benny Tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny Tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: ROFLMAO
T0e Joe: lol o no america im comin 4 u

Activate Pacific Theater.

Roose Velt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0e Joe: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: wtf
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Chur Chill: lol no more france for u hitler
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: tojo help me!
T0e Joe: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: fine ill clear you a path
Sta Linn: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: i changed my mind lol
benny Tow: haha
benny Tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0e Joe: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: im 2 busy 2 help
Roose Velt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Sta Linn: church help me
Chur Chill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Sta Linn: dont be an arss
Chur Chill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisen Hower: LOL
benny Tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: o man ur focked
paT Ton: oh what now biotch
Roose Velt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny Tow has been orbited.*
benny Tow: lame
Roose Velt: gj paT Ton
paT Ton: thnx
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: WTF Eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisen Hower: Nuts!
benny Tow: wtf that mean?
Eisen Hower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paT Ton: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Sta Linn: rofl
T0e Joe: HAHAHHAA
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: u guys are fockin gay
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: ur never getting in my city
*MeinFeuhrer Hitler has been orbited.*
benny Tow: OMG u noob you orbited yourself
Eisen Hower: ROFLOLOLOL
Sta Linn: OMG LMAO!
MeinFeuhrer Hitler: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*MeinFeuhrer Hitler has left the sim*
paT Ton: hahahhah
T0e Joe: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny Tow: shut up noob
Roose Velt: haha wut a moron
paT Ton: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisen Hower: yah me too
T0e Joe: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisen Hower: fock u
paT Ton: lemme go thru ur base commie
Sta Linn: go to hell lol
paT Ton: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisen Hower: yah this is gay
*Roose Velt has left the sim.*
Eisen Hower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*truu Mann is online.*
truu Mann: hi all
T0e Joe: hey
Sta Linn: sup
Chur Chill: hi
truu Mann: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
truu Mann: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Sta Linn: d00d gimmie some plz
truu Mann: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0e Joe: wtf is nukes?
T0e Joe: holy sh*tholysh*thoylshti!!!111
*T0e Joe has been orbited.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisen Hower: awesome!
Chur Chill: gg noobs no re
T0e Joe: thats bullsh*t u fockin suck
*T0e Joe has left the sim.*
*Eisen Hower has left the sim.*
Sta Linn: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Chur Chill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
truu Mann: l8r all
benny Tow: bye
Chur Chill: l8r
Sta Linn: fock u all
truu Mann: shut up commie lol
*truu Mann has left the sim.*
benny Tow: lololol u commie
Chur Chill: ROFL
Chur Chill: bye commie
*Chur Chill has left the sim.*
*benny Tow has left the sim.*
Sta Linn: i hate u all fags
*Sta Linn has left the sim.*
paT Ton: lol no1 is left
paT Ton: weeeee i got a jeep
*paT Ton has been orbited.*
paT Ton: o sh1t!
*paT Ton has left the sim.*

[corrected my spelling errors!)

I LOLed

Dearly Darling Lewis,

That was funny! It's a good plot for a movie too!

Ever Yours,

Mrs. Showdog Tiger

Awww thanks- but credit goes to Rick - I just adapted for SecondLife!

Actually the original joke was ment to me, "What if world war II" was to exist in a computer game.

And this joke is quite old.

Fixed.

eh, it's still a hoot, made me smile more than anything else I've read here lately, thanks LBM

Mmm.. That's some good copy pasta :3

LOL nice, I chuckled.

Geez Bruce whadda killjoy! Did I say "new joke" or even "funny joke"? This has been hashed into several variations - I just updated it to SL goofy guy!

Well, I never read it before.

I wasn't even going to post here anymore with teh forhums closing and all, but I had to come back to say that. Was Fucking Funny.

/out