It gives me great pleasure to announce our new company directive, that of distilling achievables that were not distillable previously. In synergy with our community, who we have already confined to 21th century communication (ala Blogs), and honored new partners, I am pleased to announce the following company defining out-reach program which brings us closer to glory and honor.
The community outreach program
The goal of this program was to assimilate ourselves into the culture and minds of our beloved customers. Thus we sought out three key branches of subculture that existed within our glorious community. These three have successfully been adopted into our company policy.
1. Furries. We have got our main link with the community disguised as one of these, the possibilities and eventual money making realities are endless, much of our investors (including Beoz, himself a furry sheep) are pleased with this venture. Flinging achievables are now generally encouraged as a designated behavior of this much beloved Fur subculture.
2. The little girl in our customers would be much pleased to find that we have the well taken care of. Starting this month, our phone lines would be manned by young and lovely sounding men. Their inclusion and the addition of nursery rhymes would much please our already growing community of customers and investors young at heart.
3. A strong hand is often needed in the in dealing with the many other deviates that live within our world. Thus we have adopted the law of Gor as that of ours. Starting today, each and everyone that live within our world have automagically given their rights of ownership and existence to us. We alone, though benevolent over-seeing would dictate the lives of the simple minded customers in hand.
Laws of Gor have already been coded into our ToS and CS. Thus, any former individual who we have deemed too rich, would automatically have their monies counted and confisticated. They would further be marched out of our world without bread or water.
New Alliance and Friends
It gives me great pleasure to announce that my dream of a vast mega sphere is now at hand, and in so celebrating this glorious occasion, I am pleased and much honored to announce the partnership of two great world religions into our world. Thus, I announce our partnership with the Church of Satan and the Church of Scientology, through this marriage we hope to bring a sort of new birth to our world, a world of utter and total submission to our will and our greatness. I humbly salute our synergy and our distilled achiveables as the priests and ministers of these two churches are assimilated into our great culture.
Notice of Right of Ownership
This notice is given to the current hihabitents of our world. You are no longer owners of anything that you have created, purchased and or otherwise acquired. We are sole owners of all and anything that matters to you as long as you remain in our world. You are to fall on your feets and beg us to enslave you, much of you we would take, the rest of you would be banished forever. There is no need for deviants in our glourious land.
Notice to Forums
We hear by declare the forums to be deviant and counter to our glorious expansion, thus, by my decree they are to be outlawed and destroyed, making sure the people who remain there are scattered to so many different forums that their will to resist would be no longer a concern to us. We have found our leverage.
Notice to Non-furry, Non-Gorean, Non-age-players
REPENT, join one of the three sub-cultures that we have defined as the those of official sanctioned and proper manner of behaving within our world. Join them or leave.