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paulie Femto

Into the dark

Join date: 13 Sep 2003

Posts: 1,098

08-11-2006 19:31

http://www.atlassian.com/software/jira/casestudies/linden.jsp

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Corra Nacunda Chieftain

Join date: 24 Jul 2004

Posts: 1,533

08-11-2006 19:48

We use Jira (Perforce) too. It Rawks Tech Support Socks! ^^

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Cocoanut Koala

Coco's Cottages

Join date: 7 Feb 2005

Posts: 7,903

08-11-2006 20:42

Oh dear. More Love Machine. Et cetera.

coco

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Lewis Nerd

Nerd by name and nature!

Join date: 9 Oct 2005

Posts: 3,431

08-11-2006 23:50

So what they're admitting is basically the whole of Linden Lab is run by a computer, rather than having human input directing what gets done. The computer tells people what they are doing next.

And we pay for this crap.

No wonder nobody knows what's going on.

I can't help but bring to mind that video clip of Bill Gates demonstrating 'plug and play' at a big presentation... and being given the blue screen of death. Perhaps the forum closure is merely a result of a system crash, and the message should have been "Tell the forums we are finalising implementing Havok 4 next week" instead of "Implement havok by closing the forums next week".

Lewis

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Chronic Skronski

SL Live Musician

Join date: 23 Jun 2006

Posts: 997

08-11-2006 23:53

From: Lewis Nerd

So what they're admitting is basically the whole of Linden Lab is run by a computer, rather than having human input directing what gets done. The computer tells people what they are doing next.

And we pay for this crap.

No wonder nobody knows what's going on.

Just... wow.

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Lewis Nerd

Nerd by name and nature!

Join date: 9 Oct 2005

Posts: 3,431

08-11-2006 23:55

From: Chronic Skronski

Just... wow.

Wow to the original post, or my spot-on analysis?

Lewis

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Lucifer Baphomet

Postmodern Demon

Join date: 8 Sep 2005

Posts: 1,771

08-11-2006 23:56

From: Lewis Nerd

So what they're admitting is basically the whole of Linden Lab is run by a computer, rather than having human input directing what gets done. The computer tells people what they are doing next.

And we pay for this crap.

No wonder nobody knows what's going on.

I can't help but bring to mind that video clip of Bill Gates demonstrating 'plug and play' at a big presentation... and being given the blue screen of death. Perhaps the forum closure is merely a result of a system crash, and the message should have been "Tell the forums we are finalising implementing Havok 4 next week" instead of "Implement havok by closing the forums next week".

Lewis

didn't you know Lewis.... the grid is Skynet

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Lewis Nerd

Nerd by name and nature!

Join date: 9 Oct 2005

Posts: 3,431

08-12-2006 00:01

From: Lucifer Baphomet

didn't you know Lewis.... the grid is Skynet

When do we see The Lindenator : Revenge of the Prims in cinemas then?

Lewis

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Chronic Skronski

SL Live Musician

Join date: 23 Jun 2006

Posts: 997

08-12-2006 00:02

From: Lewis Nerd

Wow to the original post, or my spot-on analysis?

Lewis

Your typically spot-on analysis, Lewis.

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katykiwi Moonflower

Esquirette

Join date: 5 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,489

08-12-2006 00:25

From: Cocoanut Koala

Oh dear. More Love Machine. Et cetera.

coco

Isnt this like the weekly bonus we used to get based on the ratings system? Wasnt that eliminated for us since it was gamed? They are all sitting there rating one another for bonus money? What about the membership rating them.....
I notice Philip states they have 60% productivity. 60%. 60%!!!!!!!!

productivity has risen to 60%

60% on an exam in school is not even a passing grade!

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SuezanneC Baskerville

Forums Rock!

Join date: 22 Dec 2003

Posts: 14,229

08-12-2006 00:48

From: Lucifer Baphomet

didn't you know Lewis.... the grid is Skynet

Skynet lagged all the time, changed permissions at random, lost people's inventories, threw people out of their cars when crossing borders and then destroyed their cars, and closed every week for the addition of unwanted features and new bugs?

Sheesh, I didn't know Skynet was that bad.

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Linden Lab uses JIRA
paulie Femto Into the dark Join date: 13 Sep 2003 Posts: 1,098	08-11-2006 19:31 http://www.atlassian.com/software/jira/casestudies/linden.jsp _____________________ REUTERS on SL: "Thirty-five thousand people wearing their psyches on the outside and all the attendant unfettered freakishness that brings."
Psyra Extraordinaire Corra Nacunda Chieftain Join date: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 1,533	08-11-2006 19:48 We use Jira (Perforce) too. It Rawks Tech Support Socks! ^^ _____________________ E-Mail Psyra at psyralbakor_at_yahoo_dot_com, Visit my Webpage at www.psyra.ca Visit me in-world at the Avaria sims, in Grendel's Children! ^^
Cocoanut Koala Coco's Cottages Join date: 7 Feb 2005 Posts: 7,903	08-11-2006 20:42 Oh dear. More Love Machine. Et cetera. coco _____________________ VALENTINE BOUTIQUE at Coco's Cottages http://slurl.com/secondlife/Rosieri/85/166/87
Lewis Nerd Nerd by name and nature! Join date: 9 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,431	08-11-2006 23:50 So what they're admitting is basically the whole of Linden Lab is run by a computer, rather than having human input directing what gets done. The computer tells people what they are doing next. And we pay for this crap. No wonder nobody knows what's going on. I can't help but bring to mind that video clip of Bill Gates demonstrating 'plug and play' at a big presentation... and being given the blue screen of death. Perhaps the forum closure is merely a result of a system crash, and the message should have been "Tell the forums we are finalising implementing Havok 4 next week" instead of "Implement havok by closing the forums next week". Lewis _____________________ Second Life Stratics - your new premier resource for all things Second Life. Free to join, sign up today! Pocket Protector Projects - Rosieri 90,234,84 - building and landscaping services
Chronic Skronski SL Live Musician Join date: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 997	08-11-2006 23:53 From: Lewis Nerd So what they're admitting is basically the whole of Linden Lab is run by a computer, rather than having human input directing what gets done. The computer tells people what they are doing next. And we pay for this crap. No wonder nobody knows what's going on. Just... wow. _____________________ A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
Lewis Nerd Nerd by name and nature! Join date: 9 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,431	08-11-2006 23:55 From: Chronic Skronski Just... wow. Wow to the original post, or my spot-on analysis? Lewis _____________________ Second Life Stratics - your new premier resource for all things Second Life. Free to join, sign up today! Pocket Protector Projects - Rosieri 90,234,84 - building and landscaping services
Lucifer Baphomet Postmodern Demon Join date: 8 Sep 2005 Posts: 1,771	08-11-2006 23:56 From: Lewis Nerd So what they're admitting is basically the whole of Linden Lab is run by a computer, rather than having human input directing what gets done. The computer tells people what they are doing next. And we pay for this crap. No wonder nobody knows what's going on. I can't help but bring to mind that video clip of Bill Gates demonstrating 'plug and play' at a big presentation... and being given the blue screen of death. Perhaps the forum closure is merely a result of a system crash, and the message should have been "Tell the forums we are finalising implementing Havok 4 next week" instead of "Implement havok by closing the forums next week". Lewis didn't you know Lewis.... the grid is Skynet _____________________ I have no signature,
Lewis Nerd Nerd by name and nature! Join date: 9 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,431	08-12-2006 00:01 From: Lucifer Baphomet didn't you know Lewis.... the grid is Skynet When do we see The Lindenator : Revenge of the Prims in cinemas then? Lewis _____________________ Second Life Stratics - your new premier resource for all things Second Life. Free to join, sign up today! Pocket Protector Projects - Rosieri 90,234,84 - building and landscaping services
Chronic Skronski SL Live Musician Join date: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 997	08-12-2006 00:02 From: Lewis Nerd Wow to the original post, or my spot-on analysis? Lewis Your typically spot-on analysis, Lewis. _____________________ A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
katykiwi Moonflower Esquirette Join date: 5 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,489	08-12-2006 00:25 From: Cocoanut Koala Oh dear. More Love Machine. Et cetera. coco Isnt this like the weekly bonus we used to get based on the ratings system? Wasnt that eliminated for us since it was gamed? They are all sitting there rating one another for bonus money? What about the membership rating them..... I notice Philip states they have 60% productivity. 60%. 60%!!!!!!!! productivity has risen to 60% 60% on an exam in school is not even a passing grade! _____________________
SuezanneC Baskerville Forums Rock! Join date: 22 Dec 2003 Posts: 14,229	08-12-2006 00:48 From: Lucifer Baphomet didn't you know Lewis.... the grid is Skynet Skynet lagged all the time, changed permissions at random, lost people's inventories, threw people out of their cars when crossing borders and then destroyed their cars, and closed every week for the addition of unwanted features and new bugs? Sheesh, I didn't know Skynet was that bad. _____________________ - So long to these forums, the vBulletin forums that used to be at forums.secondlife.com. I will miss them. I can be found on the web by searching for "SuezanneC Baskerville", or go to http://www.google.com/profiles/suezanne - http://lindenlab.tribe.net/ created on 11/19/03. Members: Ben, Catherine, Colin, Cory, Dan, Doug, Jim, Philip, Phoenix, Richard, Robin, and Ryan -

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