With this breach of unknown size and origin..... someone, somewhere, may or may not know who you are! So.....
.....come on, admit it, the only *real* reason any of us is even mildly concerned is because we're afraid our husbands, wives, children, pets, and/or slaves may find out what kind of pervy things we've been getting ourselves into! Those snapshots we've taken throughout our Second Lives don't lie!
Of course, the only way this atrocity could be prevented was to lock everyone possible out of the world until Monday, giving everyone sufficient time to explain to their significant others why they may be receiving a call from a person with a disguised voice demanding L$..... else, the snapshots get released!
Oh, by the gods! Imagine those poor gorean furry ageplaying mage escorts!