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What's your most favorite Linden Downtime message |
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Troy Vogel
Marginal Prof. of ZOMG!
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 478
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08-09-2006 16:41
Linden Labs sure has a style with their wording making some of the simplest things sound so sophisticated and complex and sometimes hard to understand. So in our appreciation of the linden downtime language...please share your favorite linden blurb with the rest of us...
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Dustin Pomeray
that airplane guy
Join date: 14 Sep 2005
Posts: 66
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08-09-2006 16:43
lol last night's
"The grid is going down.....NOW!" |
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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
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08-09-2006 16:46
"Thank you for your patience"
Uhm...are any of us being patient? _____________________
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Andrianna Stanwell
Andrianna
Join date: 15 Jun 2006
Posts: 31
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08-09-2006 16:48
Wasn't there one that went..
"We will be back, really!" _____________________
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Tangwystyl Gwynneville
Registered User
Join date: 14 Jun 2006
Posts: 32
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08-09-2006 16:48
lol last night's "The grid is going down.....NOW!" yep, that was my fave too.. |
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Luna Cartier
A Boy Named Luna...
Join date: 16 Jun 2003
Posts: 22
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08-09-2006 16:49
Ummm.... this one from upper management...?
 Sometimes we run into a series of bad luck when it comes to downtime.... Again - we're very sorry for the downtime this week. We will be making changes to the release process so the frequency of downtime should be reduced. We're also looking at ways we can deploy new features or fixes without taking down the entire grid. /me smiles mischeviously... _____________________
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Whimsycallie Pegler
Registered User
Join date: 28 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,003
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08-09-2006 16:50
What they are different? I though it was always the same.
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Noa Noland
Registered User
Join date: 12 Jul 2006
Posts: 38
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08-09-2006 16:51
I loved yesterdays one, just before they logged us out they sent something like "Assets lost" and then we went bang.... such a reassuring one to give just before u kick us!!
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Ricky Lucero
Registered User
Join date: 25 Jul 2006
Posts: 122
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08-09-2006 16:57
Any of the ones with typos.... It just means they're sweating at the other end...
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LordGrim Oz
Psychotic PC Addict
Join date: 7 Jan 2005
Posts: 85
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08-09-2006 17:04
" there are problems on the grid from an unknown source"
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Nobody Fugazi
Registered User
Join date: 17 Jun 2006
Posts: 115
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Umm....
08-09-2006 17:05
"The Force Is Strong In This Bug"
OK, unused, but... that would be a great message. |
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LordGrim Oz
Psychotic PC Addict
Join date: 7 Jan 2005
Posts: 85
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08-09-2006 17:06
or how about the ones we cant finish reading before you go to desktop
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Fia Hartunian
Registered User
Join date: 7 Dec 2005
Posts: 6
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08-09-2006 17:08
lol last night's "The grid is going down.....NOW!" LOL. Yea that was pretty hilarious. Agreed on the typos. You can almost feel them trembling as they stutter out a message or two while having a hoard of angry SLers booted out |
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Savonah Madonna
Registered User
Join date: 21 Sep 2005
Posts: 168
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08-09-2006 17:10
OH!
My favoite message had to be the one associated with last night's down time... "Assets are being lost!" Just as the grid went *poof* LMAO _____________________
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Tommy Rejected
Registered User
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 47
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08-09-2006 17:10
Todays message...
"Grid will be going down in 2 minutes" And then nothing..... no warning....nothing... JERK! |
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AphroditEbesos Truss
Registered User
Join date: 12 Feb 2006
Posts: 14
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How about these.....
08-09-2006 17:13
Holy Shit here we go again.....
Might as well go get some from your spouse, cause you're not getting it here tonight.... Is there a programmer in the house.... Stay tuned for Third Life.... Is there Life after Second Life.... Oops we f*cked up again, take advantage of this and get some housework done.... |
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LordGrim Oz
Psychotic PC Addict
Join date: 7 Jan 2005
Posts: 85
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08-09-2006 17:14
OH! My favoite message had to be the one associated with last night's down time... "Assets are being lost!" Just as the grid went *poof* LMAO Ya that one made alot of peoples buttholes pucker |
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Gianni Broda
CASHMERE Baby!!!!!!
Join date: 13 Jul 2006
Posts: 172
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08-09-2006 17:17
It never amazes me that when the messages for grid down time come that I always think they're giving me money.LOL
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Troy Vogel
Marginal Prof. of ZOMG!
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 478
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08-09-2006 17:19
that like happened once right? I remember getting 500 lindens or something one time because I was online when the grid went down. But dont hold your breath of those kinds of kickbacks these days with the widened user base.
Troy _____________________
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Kell Borst
Registered User
Join date: 4 Aug 2006
Posts: 2
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08-09-2006 17:30
crap 500L sounds good lol
Originally Posted by Dustin Pomeray lol last night's "The grid is going down.....NOW!" |