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I need a neopagan.
Luciftias Neurocam
Ecosystem Design
Join date: 13 Oct 2005
Posts: 742
06-05-2006 20:17
Problem: I can't log in.

Second Problem: YHWH has repeatedly failed me of late.

Typical solution: piss and moan at Linden Lab...I find this distasteful and it is a violation of my geas as an Irishman.

Solution: Invoke an unknown god.


Any body out there want to help me?
Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,771
06-05-2006 20:22
You could try invoking Inputoutputhotep, the little known ancient egyptian god of networked computers.
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Ravenelle Zugzwang
zugzugz.com
Join date: 23 Jul 2004
Posts: 267
06-05-2006 20:23
okay, since I can't log in either...what do we do first? Is there any costuming?
Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
06-05-2006 20:35
You can always appeal to the Allmight Aimee for help.
Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
06-05-2006 20:41
Assemble 2 buckets of fried chicken, 1 black candle, a half a bottle of Boone's Farm Sangria, and a Spanish-speaking monkey of German descent. When you have this all together, light the candle, take one nip from the BF and PM Lucifer for further instruction.

EDIT: Whatever you do, DO NOT allow the monkey to "hold onto" the BF. He will try, you must keep control.
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Alex Fitzsimmons
Resu Deretsiger
Join date: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,605
06-05-2006 22:15
Do like the atheist Cleric in 8-bit Theater and miracle-shop. Learn from his example that it's not necessary to believe in or worship whomever you're appealing to, and it may be more efficient not to. :D
Alaska Metropolitan
Fashion Addict
Join date: 5 Jun 2005
Posts: 259
06-05-2006 23:10
Cthulu! Cthulu! (and L$1 to anyone who can pronounce His name.)
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Jopsy Pendragon
Perpetual Outsider
Join date: 15 Jan 2004
Posts: 1,906
06-05-2006 23:36
From: Luciftias Neurocam
Problem: I can't log in.

Second Problem: YHWH has repeatedly failed me of late.

Typical solution: piss and moan at Linden Lab...I find this distasteful and it is a violation of my geas as an Irishman.

Solution: Invoke an unknown god.


Any body out there want to help me?


Have you tried Pastafarianism?

Your connection woes will be resolved when you embrace the noodley appendage of the flying spaghetti monster. :)
Jillian Callahan
Rotary-winged Neko Girl
Join date: 24 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,766
06-06-2006 00:28
Truly Plug-n-Pray.
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Puck Goodliffe
Your humble Foole
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 200
06-06-2006 02:19
From: Alaska Metropolitan
Cthulu! Cthulu! (and L$1 to anyone who can pronounce His name.)


kluh-hloo isn't it?
Puck Goodliffe
Your humble Foole
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 200
06-06-2006 02:20
From: Luciftias Neurocam
Problem: I can't log in.

Second Problem: YHWH has repeatedly failed me of late.

Typical solution: piss and moan at Linden Lab...I find this distasteful and it is a violation of my geas as an Irishman.

Solution: Invoke an unknown god.


Any body out there want to help me?


I always find great solace in asking Richard Hell for advice.
Mad Wombat
Six Stringz Owner
Join date: 21 Jan 2006
Posts: 373
06-06-2006 04:07
From: Luciftias Neurocam
Solution: Invoke an unknown god.


You can pray to Gouvernor Linden, the true God behind SL. Want to join my new religion?
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Cristiano Midnight
Evil Snapshot Baron
Join date: 17 May 2003
Posts: 8,616
06-06-2006 04:08
Cory Edo created a religion based upon Scott Baio, plus there is always the Church of Hasslehoff.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
06-06-2006 04:27
From: Cristiano Midnight
Cory Edo created a religion based upon Scott Baio, plus there is always the Church of Hasslehoff.


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Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
Join date: 7 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,078
06-06-2006 06:48
From: Alaska Metropolitan
Cthulu! Cthulu!


"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in strange eons e'en death may die."


Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

Though maybe in context Shub-Internet is more appropriate:

From: someone
Shub-Internet - /shuhb in't*r-net/ (MUD, from H. P. Lovecraft's evil fictional deity "Shub-Niggurath", the Black Goat with a Thousand Young) The harsh personification of the Internet, Beast of a Thousand Processes, Eater of Characters, Avatar of Line Noise, and Imp of Call Waiting; the hideous multi-tendriled entity formed of all the manifold connections of the net. A sect of MUDders worships Shub-Internet, sacrificing objects and praying for good connections. To no avail - its purpose is malign and evil, and is the cause of all network slowdown. Often heard as in "Freela casts a tac nuke at Shub-Internet for slowing her down." (A forged response often follows along the lines of: "Shub-Internet gulps down the tac nuke and burps happily.";) Also cursed by users of FTP and telnet when the system slows down. The dread name of Shub-Internet is seldom spoken aloud, as it is said that repeating it three times will cause the being to wake, deep within its lair beneath the Pentagon.


-Ghoti
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
06-06-2006 06:55
I've got some neopets I'm not using, if that's any help.
Spoony Spork
Registered User
Join date: 24 Feb 2006
Posts: 99
06-06-2006 08:19
There needs to be a Cthulu neopet...

And it's k-thoo-loo, right?
Luciftias Neurocam
Ecosystem Design
Join date: 13 Oct 2005
Posts: 742
06-06-2006 08:21
From: Spoony Spork
There needs to be a Cthulu neopet...

And it's k-thoo-loo, right?


There's some debate on the pronounciation. I believe in one Lovecraft story, or maybe it was one of August Derleth's elaboration of the Cthulhu mythos, it's said to be closter to
Cloo-Loo.
Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
06-06-2006 08:26
From: someone
According to H. P. Lovecraft:
"The actual sound - as nearly as human organs could imitate it or human letters record it - may be taken as something like Khlul'-hloo, with the first syllable pronounced gutturally and very thickly."

"The best approximation one can make is to grunt, bark, or cough the imperfectly formed syllables Cluh-Luh with the tip of the tongue firmly affixed to the roof of the mouth. That is, if one is a human being. Directions for other entities are naturally different."


http://www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/index.html

but personally, I think it's pronounced "sha-vorn" :D
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Phedre Aquitaine
I am the zombie queen
Join date: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 1,157
06-06-2006 08:27
From: Ordinal Malaprop
I've got some neopets I'm not using, if that's any help.


I'm sorry, I do not accept sacrifices of neopets.

However! I do accept sushi, suitcases full of unmarked bills, and warm hugs.
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everyone loves phedre
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Padu Andalso
Registered User
Join date: 13 Feb 2006
Posts: 44
06-06-2006 08:33
From: Phedre Aquitaine
I'm sorry, I do not accept sacrifices of neopets.

However! I do accept sushi, suitcases full of unmarked bills, and warm hugs.



In order to save time, I will send a suitcase full of warm unmarked sushi.
Phedre Aquitaine
I am the zombie queen
Join date: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 1,157
06-06-2006 08:46
From: Padu Andalso
In order to save time, I will send a suitcase full of warm unmarked sushi.


Your sacrifice is unworthy. However, as I am the Goddess of Wiseasses...
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From: Billybob Goodliffe
everyone loves phedre
(excluding chickens), its in the TOS :D
Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
Join date: 7 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,078
06-06-2006 09:38
From: Joy Honey
but personally, I think it's pronounced "sha-vorn" :D


LOL!!!

-Ghoti
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Daaneth Kivioq
Wandering Philosopher
Join date: 11 Jan 2006
Posts: 157
Can I get an Ay-men!!!
06-06-2006 10:30
Nope! You are all wrong!
There is only ONE hope in these benighted times...

ALL PRAISE SAINT DOGBERT!!!


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